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WE INTERRUPT THIS REALITY – DISCLAIMER & TERMS OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Nature of Content
We Interrupt This Reality is a fictional, satirical, and speculative content platform, a tenet of imaginative literature. The stories, characters, corporations, and establishments appearing in this work are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real-world events, political entities, businesses, or other entities is purely coincidental or a matter of creative interpretation.
While these stories may draw inspiration from real-world headlines, they are not factual reports and must not be interpreted as objective journalism, investigative reporting, or statements of truth. They are speculative, satirical, and creative interpretations meant to provoke thought, entertain, and explore alternative perspectives. Readers should not rely on this content for objective information, and any conclusions drawn are entirely their own responsibility.
This disclaimer applies to all content published on We Interrupt This Reality, including but not limited to written stories, articles, podcasts, audio recordings, videos, images, digital downloads, and any other future media formats.
2. No Intent to Defame, Harm, or Mislead
The content on We Interrupt This Reality is not intended to defame, harm, or mislead any individual, company, institution, or entity. The author does not claim any insider knowledge or privileged information about any subjects that may resemble real-world figures or organizations.
Any similarity to real-world persons, brands, or organizations is either incidental, satirical, or a thematic reflection, and should not be construed as factual.
No statements made on this platform should be interpreted as accusations, insider knowledge, or claims of fact. If you feel that content has misrepresented reality, that is a matter of perception and not liability.
3. Satire, Parody, and Free Speech Protections
As a creative work, this platform is protected under Canadian free expression laws, including Section 2(b) of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which upholds freedom of expression, including satire and parody.
Nothing published here should be taken as a factual accusation against any person, business, or entity. If you feel offended by fictionalized content, the appropriate response is critical reflection—not legal action.
By engaging with We Interrupt This Reality, you waive any legal claims of defamation, libel, slander, or reputational harm.
4. Copyright and Fair Use
This work does not reproduce copyrighted news articles, government reports, or third-party intellectual property. It is entirely original fiction that draws thematic or conceptual inspiration from world events. Any references to real-world trademarks, brand names, or institutions are either incidental, altered, or used within the bounds of fair dealing and artistic freedom as recognized under Canadian copyright law (Copyright Act, R.S.C., 1985, c. C-42). Any claims of copyright infringement will be reviewed in compliance with fair dealing provisions under Canadian law, and content removal is at the author's sole discretion.
Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or monetization of content published here is strictly prohibited.
5. No Endorsements Or Commercial Associations
We Interrupt This Reality does not endorse, sponsor, or affiliate with any business, product, or service unless explicitly stated.
Any mention of individuals, public figures, real-world companies, brands, or institutions is purely fictional, satirical, or thematic. Readers should not interpret any references as endorsements, criticisms, or factual representations.
6. Indemnification
By accessing and engaging with We Interrupt This Reality, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the author, contributors, affiliates, and any associated parties from any claims, liabilities, damages, costs, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from your use of this platform.
7. No Liability for Emotional Distress
The author assumes no responsibility for any emotional distress, offense, or discomfort resulting from engagement with this content.
If you find the material objectionable, it is your responsibility to disengage.
8. No Class Action Lawsuits
By engaging with this platform, you waive any right to participate in a class action lawsuit against the author or associated parties.
9. No Liability for Third-Party Links
Any links to third-party websites are provided for reference only. We Interrupt This Reality is not responsible for the accuracy, legality, or content of external sites.
10. Digital downloads, Content Usage and Restrictions
Any digital content provided through We Interrupt This Reality, including but not limited to PDFs, exclusive articles, or other subscription-based materials, is for personal, non-commercial use only.
Redistribution, resale, or unauthorized reproduction of digital content without explicit permission is prohibited and may be subject to legal action.
11. No Guarantee of Accuracy
While this platform may explore real-world themes, We Interrupt This Reality does not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any information presented.
All content is provided “as is” and should not be relied upon as factual.
12. No Legal or Professional Advice
The content provided on We Interrupt This Reality is for entertainment and artistic purposes only and should not be interpreted as legal, medical, financial, or professional advice of any kind.
The author is not a lawyer, journalist, historian, or authority on current events. Any actions taken based on the content of this site are the sole responsibility of the reader. If you require expert advice in any area, please seek a qualified professional.
13. Limitation of Liability
By accessing and engaging with We Interrupt This Reality, you agree that the author and platform are not liable for any potential damages, perceived harm, or misunderstandings resulting from the content published here.
The author and associated platforms will not be held responsible for any actions taken, discussions initiated, or conclusions drawn based on the fictional content presented.
14. Reader Responsibility & Interpretation
It is the responsibility of the reader to recognize that this is fiction. Any perceived similarities to real events should be treated as speculative, artistic interpretations, not factual reports. The author does not endorse or promote misinformation, conspiracy theories, or defamation of any kind.
Readers are encouraged to consume content critically and cross-check real-world events through legitimate journalism sources if they seek verified information.
15. User-Generated Content and Community Engagement
This platform may allow for comments, discussions, or user-generated content. Users are expected to engage in respectful, non-defamatory discourse. We Interrupt This Reality is not responsible for user contributions, and any views expressed in comments or discussions do not represent the author’s opinions.
Comments that include hate speech, defamation, personal attacks, misinformation, threats, or spam may be removed without notice, and users may be banned from further engagement.
16. AI-Generated or Enhanced Content Disclosure
Some elements of the content on We Interrupt This Reality may be assisted by artificial intelligence (AI) tools, including but not limited to:
AI-enhanced text generation for brainstorming, editing, and structure refinement.
AI-generated or AI-enhanced imagery, including illustrations, cover art, or other visual content.
However, the final product is curated, edited, and shaped by human creativity. AI-generated content should be interpreted with the same critical lens as any other fiction, and no AI-generated text or image should be mistaken for a factual representation of reality.
17. Jurisdiction & Legal Governance
This disclaimer shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Ontario, Canada, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any legal disputes shall be resolved exclusively in Ontario courts.
By engaging with We Interrupt This Reality, you waive any rights to bring claims against the author in jurisdictions outside of Canada.
18. Right to Modify Terms
We Interrupt This Reality reserves the right to update, modify, or revise this disclaimer at any time without prior notice. This disclaimer is subject to updates based on changes in Canadian law, AI regulations, digital asset protections, and intellectual property rights. Users are encouraged to review the latest version periodically.
Continued engagement with this platform constitutes acceptance of any updated terms.
19. Contact & Dispute Resolution
If you believe any content on We Interrupt This Reality misrepresents reality in a harmful way, or if you have concerns about fair use, copyright, or privacy issues, please contact the author before initiating any legal action.
Reasonable requests for content review, clarifications, or edits may be considered on a case-by-case basis. However, the author retains the right to uphold artistic integrity and fair expression principles.
If a legal dispute arises from this content, all parties agree that any disputes shall be handled through informal resolution, mediation, or binding arbitration before pursuing legal action in a court of law in Ontario, Canada.
You waive your right to sue in a public court, except for claims eligible for small claims court. The arbitration shall be confidential, final, and enforceable under the Arbitration Act, 1991 (Ontario).
FINAL NOTE: IF YOU’RE OFFENDED, CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS
By accessing We Interrupt This Reality, you acknowledge that this is fiction, satire, and speculative creativity—not reality.
If content disturbs, offends, or unnerves you, you are welcome to:
Reflect on why it struck a nerve
Close the tab and find another source of entertainment
Engage in respectful discourse (or don’t)
By continuing to engage, you accept the risks and joys of speculative absurdity. Welcome to the chaos.