We Interrupt This Reality

We Interrupt This Reality

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We Interrupt This Reality
We Interrupt This Reality
Weekly Reality Check: Apr 05 - Apr 11

Weekly Reality Check: Apr 05 - Apr 11

Seven Stories That Interrupt Your Reality — All at Once

Apr 11, 2025
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We Interrupt This Reality
Weekly Reality Check: Apr 05 - Apr 11
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Welcome to the Weekly Reality Check.

Every day, we interrupt reality with bite-sized fiction spun from the absurdity of human progress. This weekly roundup gathers all seven stories into one reality-bending, highly convenient package — now delivered fresh every Friday.

Prefer to read on the go, or hoard short fiction like digital candy? Paid subscribers get a sleek, downloadable PDF of this week’s stories at the end of this email.

Cruising in on the free plan? Treat me a $3 coffee and I’ll instantly hand over the PDF like a wizard passing you an enchanted scroll.

All seven stories are still free to read individually — no paywalls, no pressure.

Just your weekly dose of “wait, what?”

Let’s rewind the week, one story at a time.


The Priestess of Ceres

Ashlesha
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Apr 5
The Priestess of Ceres

“They say she fed the people,” Papa said, twisting a dried olive branch with steady fingers.

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When the Barn Goes Silent

Ashlesha
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Apr 6
When the Barn Goes Silent

“They said to watch the birds.”

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The Cluster Event

Ashlesha
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Apr 7
The Cluster Event

The sky turned a shade of Gatorade Green.

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The Spoon

Ashlesha
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Apr 9
The Spoon

“You see this spoon, son?” the father whispered.

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Deportation Prime - Next Day Delivery

Ashlesha
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Apr 9
Deportation Prime - Next Day Delivery

“Babe, what’s that sound?” Carla asked.

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Feathered Hostility

Ashlesha
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Apr 10
Feathered Hostility

“Do not look him in the eye,” my roommate whispered, brandishing a spatula like a sword forged for battle.

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Nuclear Optimism

Ashlesha
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Apr 11
Nuclear Optimism

“I saw a clip of that billionaire banker,” he said, leaning on the couch arm. “Says we’ll be fine.”

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If these stories made you laugh, think, or question the state of things, my job here is done… for now. Tune in next week (every Friday) for more weekly reality checks.

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